I keep a storydust folder of interesting things I find. I was going through it recently and rediscovered this. It is a storydust overload! It's at least 5 stories in one. Although what a great biopic in the making! Surely the maddest news story of all time.
I was going to attempt to write it into the script for Friend Request, my nano-budget feature film, but decided it was too zany even for that!
Thanks to Suki Singh for handing me the cutting many years ago!